TalkingCock http://www.talkingcock.com/html/index.php Mon, 21 May 2012 11:44:08 GMT Feed43 Proxy/1.0 (www.feed43.com) 360 8b9e6cd11da0f3dd5f08b4328461bce6 Leaking News: WIKILEAKY COCK! http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2756 Tuesday, September 06, 2011
Hello, Cocksters!

As you know by now, after two years of silence, TalkingCock.com is now a dormant site. But we haven't been sitting on our pantats. We've been preparing an exciting new project that's taking up all our time. Once that's launched, maybe TalkingCock.com will return, or maybe it won't. Boh pian - that's how it goes with free sites. We'll be sending round more details soon about our new project...

In the meantime, other folks have been paying attention to TalkingCock.com too - including the US Embassy in Singapore and Julian Assange's crew at Wikileaks.

You can find the details here at: WIKILEAKS ON TALKINGCOCK.com

And you can still play PAC MAT right here - the game the US Embassy wasted so much time playing that they knew what happens after 7 levels right!

What a wu liao world we live in!

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]]> f2e25a3760c3455cb42462513fdb329e Breaking News: MALAYSIA TO SINGAPORE: ONLY WE CAN USE THE WORD 'LAH' http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2755 Sunday, January 17, 2010
TalkingCock.com is still on hiatus, but we felt this piece of news was too important: Malaysia has issued a warning to Singaporeans that only Malaysians are allowed to use the word ‘Lah’.

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]]> 202fb655ff193aecf0f711ac26801335 TalkingCock.com wishes everyone a happy new year! http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2754 Thursday, December 31, 2009
…Even though, like every year, it’ll probably be just another PAPpy new year.

Thanks for putting up with our hiatus this year… we have to continue it for a few months more as we tend to our exciting new projects, which unfortunately are si beh time consuming. We’re confident that once you see ‘em, you’ll find the disruption worthwhile! We hope to be back real soon. So hang in there!

In the meantime, we have over 10 years of cock in our archives, so go in and looksee-looksee, lah! After all, every year in Singapore is more or less the same…

Happy 2010!

Big Cock on behalf of The TalkingCock team


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]]> 8024623a461eee7f7deddf4e8c263e74 Breaking News: WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2753 Sunday, November 15, 2009
Sorry, cocksters! We're still on hiatus working on our new projects, but we couldn't help bringing you this dispatch straight from our intelligence sources in Washington DC:

WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE

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]]> c3524972d286116b1a30b52810a32847 HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2752 Friday, August 07, 2009
Happy National Day from all of us at TalkingCock.com!

We found it really fun to return to posting our nonsense for this week, but we now have to go back to our hiatus status, to tend to our top-secret mega projects. Sorry, hor!

But in the meantime, please enjoy these NDP-themed postings from our archives:




60 Signs You’re a True Singaporean

Alternative National Day Songs

Alternative But Still Uniquely Singaporean Ways to Celebrate National Day

Forgotten Moments in Singapore History

Lessons the National Day Parade can teach us about Singapore

Hidden Truths About Singapore Spelled Out

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]]> 789648e72bb29dc0dff36fd5bad03cf0 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Temasek Presents National Day Gift to Country, Resolves Mystery http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2751 Thursday, August 06, 2009
Temasek Holdings today put to rest a longstanding mystery: where on earth did they blow $40 billion? Apparently, it was all done in the nation’s interest.

“Critics thought we lost it all on stupid investments. That’s not true. Instead, we invested it in something that we are confident will bring endless good fortune and prosperity to the people of Singapore,” said Temasek spokesperson Lui Boh Leow as he unveiled a giant boulder. “We are proud to present to the nation this magic stone as a National Day present.”


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]]> e050682ab2fa4aaec36b8d1eb5145fce TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Celebrate National Day by Starting Your Very Own Campaign! http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2750 Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Singapore is well-known for its constant national social engineering initiatives. So what could be a more Singaporean way of marking National Day than by starting your very own campaign?

Don’t have a secretariat or budget? Don’t have Ministry approval? Scared of being considered a one person illegal assembly? No problem! You can run your campaign right in the privacy of your own home, with your loved ones!

But what sort of campaign? Click here to find out!

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]]> c59d32b4d9143e2aa0afbadb8c86cb5f TalkingCock NDP09 Report: TOAST THE NATION’S BIRTHDAY THE AH BENG WAY! http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2749 Tuesday, August 04, 2009
TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!

How are you celebrating National Day? We’re sure that many atas types will be holding parties. But not the fried fishball and char bee hoon type like we all!

No, these flers will be sipping wine – with their little fingers sticking out some more!

Well, we the ordinary peasa… sorry, sorry, citizens of Singapore can also drink wine. But we want do it in a uniquely Singaporean way!

Firstly, when you stick your little finger out, make sure you grow your fingernail long-long. And how to talk about what we’re drinking? How to say all those cheem-cheem things?

Well, courtesy of the Coxford Singlish Dictionary, we’re proud to bring you this
AH BENG GUIDE TO WINE TASTING:


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]]> 463ce758b4ba80ec2dbfb4dc8d0b867e TalkingCock NDP09 Report: REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009 http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2748 Monday, August 03, 2009
TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!

So we hear that this year’s NDP will feature a mock terrorist attack – where mock evildoers will suddenly ‘attack’ innocent parade participants, only to be served justice by our kilat boys in green. Don't believe us? Check out the tail end of this video:



Exciting, yes. Current and relevant, yes and yes. Tasteful, um... But it’s nothing compared to the stuff that kena rejected! Click here to see REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009!

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]]> 63ce1483bd99164c7ad010cb379a3254 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: No Blimp for NDP http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2747 Sunday, August 02, 2009
TalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!

Plans to fly a specially imported dirigible for the National Day Parade were shot down, say organizers.


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]]> 67595d064a242cadf46e840d93c077d0 Still On Hiatus... http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2746 Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Hello Cocksters,

Just a note to let you know we're still on hiatus working on our new top-secret projects. Pai seh. Looks like Singapore is damn exciting at the moment - got terrorist captured, got feminists fighting... we feel damn too lan that we're not at the frontlines making wu liao jokes. But boh pian. These new projects demand our attention. But we really hope to be back in action soon. Stay tuned!

In the meantime, if you need some solid entertainment:

Click on the pic below and check out our good friend JOE AUGUSTIN'S PODCASTS!



And buy the updated pow-ka-leow edition of our COXFORD SINGLISH DICTIONARY! Time magazine calls it "the perfect Singapore souvenir" and "a must buy"!




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]]> 7610cdd43e7e1f6ccf4444f8bab277a9 What If Star Trek Was Set in Singapore? http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2745 Tuesday, May 26, 2009
The new ‘Star Trek’ is not bad leh! How come kilat sci-fi stories are never set in Singapore, ha? WHAT IF STAR TREK WAS SET IN SINGAPORE?

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]]> 768fd8dcde815c93a561b67afec60d2d Annals of the Dragon King: THE XXX-MEN: REAR-GUARD ACTION http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2744 Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Barry muses on mutants in this instalment of his highly unbelievable, completely fictitious and totally imaginary diary.

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]]> 15e053577f91b20ce2cec6db954fd7db THINGS THAT ARE MAKING MAS SELAMAT TOO LAN http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2742 Monday, May 11, 2009


Now that Master of Disguise Mat Alamak/Masi Lemak/Mat Salah,Mat has been captured, we wonder what's going through his mind. He must be si peh too lan. But about what? Here's a list of Things That Are Making Mas Selamat Too Lan:

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]]> d55846866523ce1b10d9351b73fb3ffc Breaking News: Local Animals Worried About Zealots Taking Over SPCA http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2741 Sunday, May 03, 2009
Editor's note: Hello cocksters, we're still on our hiatus, tending to our mega-projects, but this piece of news was too important not to share:

Animals in Singapore are expressing worry that rabid religious fanatics might soon attempt to take over the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.


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